Traffic Jam

October 3rd, 2011

Do you ever wonder about what causes those Traffic Jams - What causes Traffic to seize up - sometimes suddenly, sometimes gently - but still, why does the traffic

stop? On a parkway - speed limit 55 - and we’re stopped. 5-miles per hour, stop, gently inching up….. nobody likes it. So why does it happen?

I drew at a Party up in Cortlandt Manor last weekend.
maps.google.com says it takes about 1 1/2 hours. But as usual, I left myself FOUR HOURS for travel. To make sure I can arrive early and relaxed. To allow for the Unlikely, doesn’t usually happen, that I might get lost. And mostly to allow for the Probably will happen at least once - getting stuck in traffic.

And as usual, getting on to the Hutchinson River Parkway and at the beginning of the Hutchinson River Parkway, the Hutchinson River Parkway, so beautiful, named after Anne Hutchinson, with the very big high-arched bridge that we drive under, the beautiful scenery….. As usual, there I was. Stuck. What should take 10 minutes of travel…… I don’t even count any more. I just go slowly. Stop. Like I just felt like waking up early to sit around or something.

Ooops - So many words and thoughts here. I feel like taking break from all this uncomfortable Thinking. Here are some pictures - grabbed from a few parties. My Caricatures:

back to my soap-box - -
This time, I thought about all those Parking Tickets that the police give out. Speeding tickets. Whatever other things they’re involved in. I’m sure it’s all important, keeps us safe and keeps our world moving along cleanly - even though we don’t like it if we’re the ones who are ‘cut back’, we don’t like it if we’re the ones who are reminded of The Limits. And sometimes seems unnecessary. Sometimes is Seems (I could be wrong), but it Seems like nobody would have been badly affected if I was allowed to park
There.
This time, I thought that it would be a good use, a good thing for some police car(s) to do, to coordinate with each other, to Find Out What Is Causing This Traffic Jam.

Sometimes, it’s a very unfortunate situation. Sometimes it’s caused by a car accident that occludes the road, a jack-knifed tractor-trailer, or something like that. A few years ago, I think I was even involved in stopped traffic on the Wantagh Parkway in which a friend later told me that there had been an escaped Bear from the Bronx Zoo? Could that have been?

Anyway, Sometimes there’s a bona-fide reason Why. Why are so many people Stopped. But I imagine that most of the time that’s not the case. I don’t know what it is that is causing the stopped traffic. I’ve even, oh, this is ridiculous, but I’ve even toyed with the idea that our government officials might be purposely driving slowly together at the ‘front’ of the line to keep the proletariat in it’s place…. Oh, that’s silly. But what is it? Perhaps some nervous helpless person driving back and forth between the lanes at 10 miles per hour? And that person Always goes on Route 695 passing Pelham Manor on the way to the Hutchinson River Parkway? And there are more of them out there - that there are people who are afraid to step on the gas pedal. Always. Yeow, my guesses seem unrealistic. But I can’t come up with anything else. Why does it happen???

Wouldn’t it be a good idea, actually a Good reason for government finally - to coordinate police-cars with their police-radios - to have them get on the Parkway to check out the situation - to Find what’s causing the Traffic Jam - so they could either be Helpful if someone is having trouble or they could give out tickets if someone is being rude? Wouldn’t that be a good reason to police the area? Couldn’t they use helicopters to help with this type of police-work?

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The Sixties - A Group Picture

September 20th, 2011

Oh - I wish all my clients gave me enough time to do really good Artwork. So often, they’re interested in ‘draw as many faces as you can in as little time as possible so I won’t have to pay for another hour’. Oh.

I usually refuse to copy other Artist’s ideas, but in this case, I was intrigued - because the client was looking for a ‘Sixties’-type picture. And that is so my natural style. The way I naturally like to draw. Pop Art…..Peter Max….Psychodelic……Me! Alison Gelbman.

He asked for his whole Party to be drawn on one big paper - and he wanted the picture to “look like the cover from the Sargent Pepper Album (Beatles). Ummm, okay. Limiting (see my other wild Group Caricatures), but still interesting to me.

I arrived ready for Fun. Exaggerations. Style. But my client asked that I draw real fast - that he’s hoping to get 33 people plus one dog drawn with the whole Sgt Pepper Composition (lettering, some bodies, placements). And he also wanted me to draw “Couples” next to each other. That didn’t leave any time to let his guests ‘do the party-saunter’. I needed each one immediately and with his partner.

And since I tell people to Estimate ten faces per hour, I was forced to just get something representing each face onto the paper - No time for unique exaggerations. No time for banter. No time for the Outrageous Composition I wanted to do. This is Work.

The picture came out good. The people had a good time. The Party was successful.
But oh, my client had no idea of what I Could have done.

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What is Art For ?

September 19th, 2011

Art is for Fun. Party Whoop-de-doo
Fun.

Caricatures are not like looking into a mirror. Not like tracing a photograph and modeling the forms based on highlight/shadow the way we do for a Portrait. Not the same pretty face for everyone with different hair. A Real Caricature Artist will be making a statement on what she sees. And it has to be quick. First impression, no editing. Because we draw one person after the next. “How many faces can you draw per hour?” is frequently asked by my clients. (BTW, I recommend estimating ten faces per hour.)

A Real Caricature is an Exaggeration. Here are some Samples from a 12-year-old girl’s Party:

So get drawn. Have fun. Laugh.
See yourself as a Cartoon.

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Interpretation

August 15th, 2011

Line-work. Interpretation.

I was warming-up in the car before going in to a gig. Drew the following two pictures based on the same photo. Intrigued me that the same picture, which could be described as:

wide close-set eyes
big long nose
long chin
prominent cheeks long eye-lashes

could each look so different.

I hope I remember this when I look at MySelf in the mirror.

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Pictures for my Agent

July 1st, 2011

One of my Agents wanted photos of my work for their new Office Walls.
This is what I came up with - a smattering from several recent gigs:

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