Caricature Express

I had to renew my Driver’s License. Sitting. Waiting in the DMV Office. Waiting.

I brought my ‘Coloring Books’ along to keep me occupied.
But what to draw? Butt what to draw?
I wanted to practice Caricatures, but that usually means faces. And the way they had us seated, sort of audience-style, I only saw the backs of people’s heads in the seats in front of me. And all the way up front, where people were handling DMV business, I saw….

the Backs of them. Standing there. Oh the humanity.

We might not realize how often people see us from behind.

NOW I’M REAL INTERESTED TO DRAW BUTTICATURES AT PARTIES.
No cameras permitted at the DMV office, so I wasn’t allowed to photograph what I was looking at:

Now I’m real interested in looking at butts. Derrierres is more the way I like to describe it. Also might be called Tushies, Rear Ends, Bottoms, Asses, Buttocks…… Call it what you will, it’s real interesting to see. To imagine. To shape.

I’m hoping that people would hire me to draw Butticatures at their Parties.
Same price as Caricatures.
But we would have to have people who are game to turning around while knowing that they are being viewed. That way.
You know your guests. If you think they’d be game,
All-Is-On. Alison

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I’ll frequently have people ask me - “Sooo, what you do is….
to take one feature and make it real big……”

“Yes, yes”, I mindlessly say ~ because I’m busy drawing and I can’t really interrupt my experience to start teaching and explaining ~ or else I wouldn’t be doing it anymore. I would be talking instead.

When I’m really in my game, when I’m really ‘in the zone’, I’m imitating the expression that I’m seeing with my own face. I’m feeling it. So I know what the different ‘parts’ are doing. I might be ‘dancing with the long curly hair’. Or scrunching up my nose. Or or puppy-dogging my eyes. Or nervously looking around (I don’t like when my subject does that ~ It doesn’t feel good for me to have to imitate it) ~ that sort of thing. And this is imposed upon the shapes that initially Wow me as the person approaches. My first impression of what the person looks like.

Here are some simple pictures that I drew at a child’s party. I’ll try to remember my main impression of what I saw:

It was the narrow triangle on the bottom of the face
which repeated the shape of the smiling mouth ~
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Oooh ~ I felt scared to do this one ~
The girl’s mother told me how they’re both professional models
because she’s so pretty and all…….
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Smooth sleek hair ~
‘Tut-tut-now’ lips
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Aaaah ! that debonair glance ~ Those luscious lips …………..
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I wish I could touch that haircut
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wide-eyes, led around as a little girl ~
reminded me of myself when I was little and
didn’t have a clue as to what was going on
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those teeeth.
not aware of that suggestive look in his young eyes.
Boys.
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Oh boy ~ I really gotta get into Digital Caricatures. Here’s a picture, originally drawn at a Party, which I scanned into PhotoShop and played with the Liquify button.
I can imagine spending hours (weeks? years?) just liquifying everything if I was a kid. This is fun.

I recently put the Art Studio app onto my iphone. At least that’s a step towards drawing digitally at Parties. If I like it, ummmm, perhaps I’ll get an ipad. And then. And then..

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Decisions ~ It’s always about making decisions.
I feel like Artwork helps me to exercise the ability to make decisions.
Especially when working at Parties ~ where there’s no time to 2nd guess myself, no time to think it over (which really means Not making a decision yet).

At Parties. In the Studio. And even in the Office. Like now.

Which photo to post ~
the one in which the subject is animated, but the photo is blurry?
Or the one in which the subject is posing, but the photo is clearer?

I usually choose the clear photo. Because I figure that Your eyes (my Dear Viewers) wouldn’t feel good if they just looked through pages and pages of blurry photos. I want you to feel good.

But this time……… to illustrate what I’ve learned about making decisions…………

People frequently pose and smile as soon as I take out the camera. I’m not a professional photographer ~ I feel like it’s much easier to put my reaction into a Drawing than a photograph,
but sometimes
I manage to capture personality in a photo too.

Decisions ~ How to make Decisions ~ How to Represent Yourself on Your Blog ~ What to emphasize in a Drawing ~ When to snap the Photo ~

Decisions ~ What to Draw first ~ How to interact with my subject ~ Which Marker to use ~ Which Color ~

Decisions ~ Where to send your Children to School ~ What to wear to the meeting ~
Decisions ~ Who to spend time with ~ How to spend your money ~ What to say ~

whattobelieve~howtospendyourtime~whattoeat~religioneconomymarriagelovedisdainpoliticsvotingdoesanythingmakeadifferenceanywaytakingcareofagingrelatives

ornotwhotoinvitewhichcartobuyhowtospendmytimeexerciseorcleanthehouseoreatorrelax orvisitorprepareforworkdrawthestudiocaricatureansweremailsbecomeanagenthowto displaysamplesshouldipaintmatsorgotothepostofficeineedanewphoneordontibutcameraand ipodshouldilistentomyownmusic????

Whew ~ I’m so glad I have to produce approximately 10 good pictures per hour. It’s excellent training.

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(516) 579-4706
optidust@gmail.com