The Children had Fun

December 30th, 2011

Sometimes I really feel like I Work. Like ArtWork is Work. But it’s all for good.

The Children at this Party had so much Fun. Some of them
the pleasant easy-to-relate-to children that adults enjoy. But some of them, well, Not model-perfect sitters for the Artist. Makes it harder for me to draw, but I enjoy it all. Both the people I relate with And the people that I just watch.

I wonder if you can sense that while you look at some of the pictures I drew at the Party:

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Butticatures

November 26th, 2011

I had to renew my Driver’s License. Sitting. Waiting in the DMV Office. Waiting.

I brought my ‘Coloring Books’ along to keep me occupied.
But what to draw? Butt what to draw?
I wanted to practice Caricatures, but that usually means faces. And the way they had us seated, sort of audience-style, I only saw the backs of people’s heads in the seats in front of me. And all the way up front, where people were handling DMV business, I saw….

the Backs of them. Standing there. Oh the humanity.

We might not realize how often people see us from behind.

NOW I’M REAL INTERESTED TO DRAW BUTTICATURES AT PARTIES.
No cameras permitted at the DMV office, so I wasn’t allowed to photograph what I was looking at:

Now I’m real interested in looking at butts. Derrierres is more the way I like to describe it. Also might be called Tushies, Rear Ends, Bottoms, Asses, Buttocks…… Call it what you will, it’s real interesting to see. To imagine. To shape.

I’m hoping that people would hire me to draw Butticatures at their Parties.
Same price as Caricatures.
But we would have to have people who are game to turning around while knowing that they are being viewed. That way.
You know your guests. If you think they’d be game,
All-Is-On. Alison

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Traffic Jam

October 3rd, 2011

Do you ever wonder about what causes those Traffic Jams - What causes Traffic to seize up - sometimes suddenly, sometimes gently - but still, why does the traffic

stop? On a parkway - speed limit 55 - and we’re stopped. 5-miles per hour, stop, gently inching up….. nobody likes it. So why does it happen?

I drew at a Party up in Cortlandt Manor last weekend.
maps.google.com says it takes about 1 1/2 hours. But as usual, I left myself FOUR HOURS for travel. To make sure I can arrive early and relaxed. To allow for the Unlikely, doesn’t usually happen, that I might get lost. And mostly to allow for the Probably will happen at least once - getting stuck in traffic.

And as usual, getting on to the Hutchinson River Parkway and at the beginning of the Hutchinson River Parkway, the Hutchinson River Parkway, so beautiful, named after Anne Hutchinson, with the very big high-arched bridge that we drive under, the beautiful scenery….. As usual, there I was. Stuck. What should take 10 minutes of travel…… I don’t even count any more. I just go slowly. Stop. Like I just felt like waking up early to sit around or something.

Ooops - So many words and thoughts here. I feel like taking break from all this uncomfortable Thinking. Here are some pictures - grabbed from a few parties. My Caricatures:

back to my soap-box - -
This time, I thought about all those Parking Tickets that the police give out. Speeding tickets. Whatever other things they’re involved in. I’m sure it’s all important, keeps us safe and keeps our world moving along cleanly - even though we don’t like it if we’re the ones who are ‘cut back’, we don’t like it if we’re the ones who are reminded of The Limits. And sometimes seems unnecessary. Sometimes is Seems (I could be wrong), but it Seems like nobody would have been badly affected if I was allowed to park
There.
This time, I thought that it would be a good use, a good thing for some police car(s) to do, to coordinate with each other, to Find Out What Is Causing This Traffic Jam.

Sometimes, it’s a very unfortunate situation. Sometimes it’s caused by a car accident that occludes the road, a jack-knifed tractor-trailer, or something like that. A few years ago, I think I was even involved in stopped traffic on the Wantagh Parkway in which a friend later told me that there had been an escaped Bear from the Bronx Zoo? Could that have been?

Anyway, Sometimes there’s a bona-fide reason Why. Why are so many people Stopped. But I imagine that most of the time that’s not the case. I don’t know what it is that is causing the stopped traffic. I’ve even, oh, this is ridiculous, but I’ve even toyed with the idea that our government officials might be purposely driving slowly together at the ‘front’ of the line to keep the proletariat in it’s place…. Oh, that’s silly. But what is it? Perhaps some nervous helpless person driving back and forth between the lanes at 10 miles per hour? And that person Always goes on Route 695 passing Pelham Manor on the way to the Hutchinson River Parkway? And there are more of them out there - that there are people who are afraid to step on the gas pedal. Always. Yeow, my guesses seem unrealistic. But I can’t come up with anything else. Why does it happen???

Wouldn’t it be a good idea, actually a Good reason for government finally - to coordinate police-cars with their police-radios - to have them get on the Parkway to check out the situation - to Find what’s causing the Traffic Jam - so they could either be Helpful if someone is having trouble or they could give out tickets if someone is being rude? Wouldn’t that be a good reason to police the area? Couldn’t they use helicopters to help with this type of police-work?

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Custom Made Winter Jacket

September 30th, 2011

Ahhh, I’ve enjoyed it for a while, and finally put my special Artist’s jacket into a Charity box at a Walgreens on Route 105. On the way between my house and my gym.

Sooooo, if you’re interested in how Special Used Clothing can be,
the hand-painted Starter Jacket that I showed in my post of
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
is now
out there in the World ~ ~ ~

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Backyard Party

August 20th, 2011

Nice and comfortable. This client had a Child’s Party in her backyard. I was on a comfortable, closed in porch. There was a bouncy-house outside. My pictures were hung all together on a clothes-line until the guests were ready to leave:

Sometimes I really feel like I’m invited to join right in to a close group of friends and family.

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